Here are the simple rules and effects of Nylon:
1. Nylon is not for everyone. Only those found worthy are bestowed nylon. See Application for Nylon.
2. Your priveledge to wear nylon can be revoked. Punishable offenses include wearing cotton, drinking wine coolers, wearing cotton, and wearing cotton.
3. Nylon will instantly make you more attractive to those of the opposite sex.
Example:
This is you.
This is you
in Nylon.
This is you in cotton.
4. Nylon will enhance you ability to pick up women. This is a scientifically proven fact.
Example:
This is the woman you used to get.
This is the woman you get in nylon.
5. Inferior men will immediately become insanely jealous and aggressive, especially those in cheap ass, cheezy, dirty cotton (that includes luchadors and other assorted jobbers).

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